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Thank you for dropping in. This is my first time so please bare with me while I learn my way around. Below you will find some links to places I hand out at. I also plan on using Poems and jokes sent to me by my Friends in yahoo crib. Now the good stuff. I am from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. I am almost 30. My hobbies are Crafts, cribbage with my friends, ice hockey (watch not play). GO LEAFS GO Know that I told you a little about me lets move on to other things. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Thought these were cute hope you enjoy them. BLONDE JOKES A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car." "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell yourcar?" "No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it." Men Unite! Female Bashing Joke After all those male bashing jokes floating around, someone Finally fought back... How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There's a clock on the oven! Why do men pass gas more than women do? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first? The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in. All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told. What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same. Scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...wedding cake These will change often so check back. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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